Class: so, uh, where were we? Romantic poetry. Shakespeare. Talented. English. Dead.
Howard Brackett
This is my Peter - uh, my friend Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!
Howard Brackett
I just came out! At my wedding!
Howard Brackett
I need a heterosexual male, CODE RED!
Emily Montgomery
Is everybody gay? Is this a Twilight Zone?
Emily Montgomery
Excuse me, are we a little teapot?
Voice on "How To Be a Man" tape
For God's sake, don't shake that booty!
Voice on
Think of John Wayne, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Arnold doesn't dance, he can hardly walk.
Voice on
Truly manly men do NOT dance.
Voice on
Well, how did you do... prissy boy?
Voice on
This is Cameron's first nomination and he's in extremely good company. Tonight he joins fellow best actor nominee Paul Newman for "Coot", Clint Eastwood for "Codger", Michael Douglas for "Primary Urges" and Steven Seagal for "Snowball in Hell".
Glenn Close
Maybe I should thank someone else. Someone who's really been there, someone who taught me a lot, about poetry and Shakespeare, and just, y'know, stayin' awake, man. Someone who's just an overall great guy, a great teacher... to Howard Brackett from Greenleaf, Indiana! And he's gay. Y'know, I've been thinking alot about this night, and I've decided to dedicate this whole night to a great, gay teacher. Mr. Brackett, WE WON!
Glenn Close
He used to mow our lawn. Never again.
Frank Brackett
A teacher in trouble. A town under siege. A journey to the heartland. Stay tuned.
Peter Malloy
I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin.
Berniece